-Survey says that Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang needs to find a new job. Burn!

-People will pay for a lot of services, stuff and things, but when it comes to Hollywood gossip? It's their god-given right to find out who Jessica Simpson is dating for free!

-A lot of start-ups scored a lot of funding this week. SBA funding is up too! And angels have money to invest. Happy day.

-Business speak is apparently so pervasive these days as to make people think that it's okay to use phrases like "Let's touch base about that offline." People, it's just not.

-That slam dunk Cold Stone franchise you thought about buying? Yeah, it's not so much a sure thing.

-What did Harvard MBAs really learn in business school? "Zero!" they say. Good thing you saved your tuition money...I think.