You've heard of Fake Steve Jobs, right? Well, since Fake Steve is on vacation, Fake Jerry Yang has taken over blogging at The Secret Diary of [fake] Steve Jobs, now Jerry Yang.

As Yahoo's Fake CEO, Fake Jerry's got a few things on his mind—particularly that harsh open letter addressed to him in last weekend's New York Times. As we reported earlier, that piece by reporter Joe Nocera calls Yang out for being a giant screwup and suggests that his days as Yahoo's head honcho are numbered.

Well, Fake Jerry didn't like that too much. He asks Nocera in his own open letter:

"Have you started a company? Have you ever done anything other than sit in New York write articles? Walk a mile in my moccasins, and then let's talk."

Since this is totally a family blog, I can't quote anymore than that, but what I can note is that Fake Jerry is making me rethink my vote of no-confidence in him on today's survey Q.