Kidding! We actually love writing about big business because blunders and absurdities are par for the course! Take for example totally out-there comments like the one Citi CEO Virkam Pandit made at the British Bankers Association today: "Every institution has the right to lose all their money if they want to." Well okayyy ... and the rest of you and the economy be damned!?

It's enough to make a small business owner proud that at least they're not a part of that mess.

Thanks, DealBreaker.